My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny parent share
I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know? Tim Conway downtowndyslexicgood share on social
Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along. Tim Conway askbenefitcharity Change image and share on social
Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets. Tim Conway buyhavesell Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
I'm thankful I don't have parents that I feel I need to get their attention. They've always been there for me. Cierra Ramirez attentionfeelhave Change image and share on social
The free sharing and teaching of open source is incompatible with the notion of the solitary genius. Golan Levin freegeniusincompatible Change image and share on social