Tim Conway

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

The free sharing and teaching of open source is incompatible with the notion of the solitary genius.

I'm thankful I don't have parents that I feel I need to get their attention. They've always been there for me.