My grandparents would never admit to being Tasmanian, but I think it's really great and funny. But I guess, in the past, Tasmanians just weren't quite accepted. You had that lazy reference to them being felons. Jessie Cave acceptadmitfelon share on social
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. James A. Garfield breadbutterlive Change image and share on social
If I'm doing something on stage, and it evokes an emotion, then I might show that emotion, but I also don't believe in being a preacher. If you have a point, that's a bonus. But the funny has to come first; otherwise, you shouldn't call yourself a comedian. Trevor Noah bonuscallcomedian share on social
I would love to do a comedy, but comedy probably in the sense of a dark comedy like 'Californication,' that sort of thing. Yeah, sure, I think I'm funny. Jason Wiles californicationcomedydark Change image and share on social
I want to be host of 'SNL.' I want to work with Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, J.J. Abrams, Emma Stone and Tim Burton, Sean Penn, Cameron Crowe. I want to work with Adam Sandler - he is so funny - and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. David Mazouz abramadamamy share on social
My heroes were always Looney Toons, Robin Williams, the Three Stooges. I think everything I do is kinda funny. I think I'm sort of ridiculous. Ben Foster funnyherokinda Change image and share on social
It was a long time ago: 'Angela's Ashes' by Frank McCourt. It was a great story that was lasting, and I loved it so much. I also love Nora Ephron. I gobble up everything she writes. Also, I love Anthony Bourdain, very irreverent and funny. Isabel Gillies agoangelaanthony share on social
There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity. Vladimir Nabokov activitybathcommunal Change image and share on social
I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. Simon Sinek findfunnylife Change image and share on social
I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not. Joe Biden badlyfunnystutter Change image and share on social