Top 32 Quotes by David Cross

About David Cross

These are some quotes by American author David Cross Actor, who was born on April 4, 1964.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

David Cross

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.

David Cross

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

David Cross

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

David Cross

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

David Cross

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

David Cross

Religion triggers a lot of emotions in me, most of which stem from being raised Jewish in a very Baptist community in the South. I didn't believe any of it from an early age - the clubby quality of whatever religion or church you belonged to, Judaism included. It just struck me as foolish.

David Cross

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

David Cross

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

David Cross

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

David Cross

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