I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it. Harland Williams boycassettecharacter Change image and share on social
Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater. Harland Williams absurdfanhuge Change image and share on social
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you? Harland Williams dayfunnyhead Change image and share on social
I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying. Harland Williams crygoodhate Change image and share on social
I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it. Harland Williams depothomeidea Change image and share on social
I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them. Harland Williams normalobscurepiece Change image and share on social
I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point. Harland Williams goodlotmake Change image and share on social
I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision. Harland Williams hollywoodmovierealize Change image and share on social
If you were to come out and hang out with me, just having fun at a nightclub or a party, that's kind of the version of Harland you'd get - silly, kind of always saying wacky things. Harland Williams funhangharland Change image and share on social
In 'There's Something About Mary' and 'Dumb & Dumber,' I ended up improvising quite a bit of my scenes, and later I didn't even remember what I'd said because I just winged it. When I went and saw the movie, I was as stunned as everyone else was. Harland Williams bitedumbend share on social
