It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. Bob Saget aristocratcleanclock share on social
It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive. Bob Saget alivecomedianmake Change image and share on social
As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've loved and lost, I off-road into absurdist comedy perversion. It's both a means of protection and a kind of denial, a blessing and a curse. Wait, it's not a blessing at all. I guess it would be a bad habit and a curse. Bob Saget absurdistbadbless share on social
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either. Bob Saget censorforcesick Change image and share on social
I have nine compartments in my brain, and four of them don't stop. Bob Saget braincompartmentstop Change image and share on social
I was so depressed for so many years over trying to become a working comedian that my sense of self-worth would plummet. Bob Saget comediandepressplummet Change image and share on social
Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter. Bob Saget agebeautifuldate Change image and share on social
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. Bob Saget allenborecomedy Change image and share on social
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it. Bob Saget comedyinterestjoke Change image and share on social
