I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends. Bob Saget aristocratfriendguy Change image and share on social
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. Bob Saget aristocratcleanclock share on social
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either. Bob Saget censorforcesick Change image and share on social
What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating. Bob Saget decidefrustrategood share on social
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. Bob Saget allenborecomedy Change image and share on social
I have nine compartments in my brain, and four of them don't stop. Bob Saget braincompartmentstop Change image and share on social
People learn English from 'Full House.' Candace's husband, Valeri Bure, he learned to speak English watching it... 'Aw, nuts.' 'You got it, dude.' Bob Saget burecandacedude Change image and share on social
I was so depressed for so many years over trying to become a working comedian that my sense of self-worth would plummet. Bob Saget comediandepressplummet Change image and share on social
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it. Bob Saget comedyinterestjoke Change image and share on social
