I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff. Bob Saget daughterdesperatefun Change image and share on social
It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive. Bob Saget alivecomedianmake Change image and share on social
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either. Bob Saget censorforcesick Change image and share on social
I have nine compartments in my brain, and four of them don't stop. Bob Saget braincompartmentstop Change image and share on social
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it. Bob Saget comedyinterestjoke Change image and share on social
Comedians' first ten minutes usually stay with them the first several years of their career. It's their mission statement. Their disclaimer that lets people know who they are. Or were. It's also a good time to make fun of your name if you have a funny or strange one. Bob Saget careercomediandisclaimer share on social
I've taken Midol before. My daughters find that hilarious. I had a headache and cramps, and there were no other pain relievers with caffeine in the house. Bob Saget caffeinecrampdaughter Change image and share on social
Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter. Bob Saget agebeautifuldate Change image and share on social
I've met so many remarkable people so far, coming up through stand-up all these years, who just aren't alive anymore. Because they are dead. Some really great people who helped change my life and career, people like Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson. Bob Saget aliveanymorecareer share on social
