Top 11 Quotes by Amy Schumer

The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.

My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.