The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped. Kyle Kinane excitfindlife Change image and share on social
I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction in life. It made it easier to pick out classes at college, like, 'Oh, this is writing classes, that's what I'm doing.' Kyle Kinane classcollegedirection share on social
When I lived in Chicago, I didn't like it. It's nice to visit. Kyle Kinane chicagolivenice Change image and share on social
I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things. Kyle Kinane adaptthing Change image and share on social
Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag. Kyle Kinane dragdreamreal Change image and share on social
I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything. Kyle Kinane catholicenjoymidwest Change image and share on social
I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that. Kyle Kinane craftgreatjoke Change image and share on social
Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself. Kyle Kinane anymorebikecomedy Change image and share on social
Young writers take themselves very seriously in college. Kyle Kinane collegewriteryoung Change image and share on social
I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are real scumbags. The people that confess they're scumbags on stage are generally really great people. They're more honest with the audience with who they are. Kyle Kinane actaudienceconfess share on social
