Amy Schumer

I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.