Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. Mike Judge funny steal will Change image and share on social
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. Samuel Goldwyn write autobiography dead Change image and share on social
Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny. Kaitlin Olson funny sake Change image and share on social
I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized. Marc Jacobs find funny stare share on social
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. Bill Maher sin disease Change image and share on social
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield fat hang thin Change image and share on social
You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them. Thomas Hardy bayonet sit Change image and share on social
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. Naguib Mahfouz religion intend club Change image and share on social
I remember watching Margaret Cho with my grandmother on TV. She was my hero, not only because she was funny, but because she showed me that it's okay to be yourself, that it's okay to be a brash yellow girl and to be a strong and brave woman. Awkwafina watch cho girl share on social
George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go. Andy Kindler verge think ready Change image and share on social
