What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human. Ze Frank aloofattachbond share on social
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. Jonathan Safran Foer assumebookdisappointment Change image and share on social
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. P. G. Wodehouse dependendfascination Change image and share on social
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop. Ryan Hansen claimfartfunny Change image and share on social
'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn't feel like I was playing myself. Whether it's a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible. Jonah Hill comedydatedrama share on social
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. Robert Byrne imaginemanmile Change image and share on social
George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. Bill Cosby admireafarbooth Change image and share on social
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. Seth Meyers averagefunnyhandy Change image and share on social
It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one. Matt McGorry funfunnyguy Change image and share on social
