The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not. Doug Stanhope clubcomediancomedy Change image and share on social
It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? Eddie Van Halen bandexplainfunny share on social
One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time. Daniel J. Goor copdeadfunny Change image and share on social
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Terry Pratchett comeinsistmind Change image and share on social
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. George Jean Nathan believefellowhousefly Change image and share on social
All my children inherited perfect pitch. Chevy Chase childinheritperfect Change image and share on social
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop. Ryan Hansen claimfartfunny Change image and share on social
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. Robert Byrne imaginemanmile Change image and share on social
It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one. Matt McGorry funfunnyguy Change image and share on social
When I was younger, my sister thought it was funny to pretend to punch me in the face because my mom was concerned about my teeth falling out. They were loose for a long time, and she knocked out my teeth. Amy Adams concernfacefall share on social
