Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! Hannah Murray dayfocusfun Change image and share on social
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams avoidgrowold Change image and share on social
In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. Caroline Kennedy articlebookfunny Change image and share on social
If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about. Matt Lucas badcomplainfunny Change image and share on social
I think it's really important for celebrities to use their power of money and fame to get their voices out there. It's funny to me that we're expected to keep quiet just because of who we are. Why do I lose my right to speak my mind because I'm famous? Lisa Edelstein celebrityexpectfame share on social
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. Mencken apeaveragedescend Change image and share on social
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. Samuel Johnson disadvantagemakeman Change image and share on social
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a punch line. Kapil Sharma awarefunnyhumour Change image and share on social
I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment. Kathy Baker comedydramafunny Change image and share on social
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine. Flip Wilson finefunnymain Change image and share on social
