Top 57 Quotes by Artie Lange

About Artie Lange

These are some quotes by American author Artie Lange Actor, who was born on October 11, 1967.

Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.

Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air.

Artie Lange

I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.'

I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.'

Artie Lange

Woody Allen stayed so good because he never left New York. Howard Stern stayed so good because he never left New York - Mel Brooks when he just got out of New York was doing 'Blazing Saddles;' when he left New York he started doing stuff like 'Robin Hood Men In Tights' - he was in L.A. too long. He lost the edge.

Artie Lange

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

Artie Lange

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

Artie Lange

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Artie Lange

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

Artie Lange

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

Artie Lange

When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through.

Artie Lange

Only when you're in that ditch, lying there in the muddy runoff you've made of your life, gazing up at the peak you fell from, do you truly know how small you are and understand how tall you used to be.

Artie Lange

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