I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Artie Lange comicnocturnalstay Change image and share on social
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say. Artie Lange criticdarlinglot Change image and share on social
When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either. Artie Lange andrewanymorecareer share on social
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd want to punch him in the face; he'd just seem like a whiner to you. But the fact is that he's funny. Artie Lange comedianfacefact share on social
Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air. Artie Lange airjokelewis Change image and share on social
To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. Artie Lange actorcomediancomedy Change image and share on social
You know you're on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of ways, you don't have anything to give once you give it to the people. Artie Lange givelaughlife Change image and share on social
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. Artie Lange comedynightstay Change image and share on social
The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life? Artie Lange clichelifelonely Change image and share on social
As a child, as far as I was concerned, my dad had an amazing job, and we had all the money we needed. My life was so fun and carefree that I didn't realize at all that we weren't rich - until I met someone rich. Still, I've never met a rich kid who grew up as happy as I did. Artie Lange amazecarefreechild share on social
