I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Artie Lange comicnocturnalstay Change image and share on social
When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either. Artie Lange andrewanymorecareer share on social
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent. Artie Lange datedaydrive share on social
I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who'd been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot. Artie Lange 000castchoose share on social
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. Artie Lange agehopehoward Change image and share on social
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say. Artie Lange criticdarlinglot Change image and share on social
I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro. Artie Lange castrocommunistcountry Change image and share on social
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd want to punch him in the face; he'd just seem like a whiner to you. But the fact is that he's funny. Artie Lange comedianfacefact share on social
When I became a standup comic, my hero, one of them, was Richard Pryor, and you know, I think that comedians, like, comedians talk about hacks, and what a hack is, is someone who does stuff that's not original. Artie Lange comediancomichack share on social
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut. Artie Lange astronautcomedydream Change image and share on social
