I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who'd been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot. Artie Lange 000castchoose share on social
Woody Allen stayed so good because he never left New York. Howard Stern stayed so good because he never left New York - Mel Brooks when he just got out of New York was doing 'Blazing Saddles;' when he left New York he started doing stuff like 'Robin Hood Men In Tights' - he was in L.A. too long. He lost the edge. Artie Lange allenblazebrook share on social
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life. Artie Lange easyguylack Change image and share on social
To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. Artie Lange actorcomediancomedy Change image and share on social
When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either. Artie Lange andrewanymorecareer share on social
Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death. Artie Lange deathdepressearly Change image and share on social
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep. Artie Lange goodlotnight Change image and share on social
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs. Artie Lange missresilientthing Change image and share on social
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. Artie Lange comedynightstay Change image and share on social
Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he's pulling it out of thin air. Artie Lange airjokelewis Change image and share on social