When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that. Adam Carolla insanemillionpeople Change image and share on social
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings. Adam Carolla feelinggoodhurt Change image and share on social
I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick. Adam Carolla chickcoloreye Change image and share on social
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. Adam Carolla averagebatdelusional Change image and share on social
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. Adam Carolla bluecollardoofus Change image and share on social
The very definition of 'beauty' is outside. Adam Carolla beautydefinition Change image and share on social
Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes. Adam Carolla feelfreehigh Change image and share on social
I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that. Adam Carolla 000dodopretty share on social
I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans. Adam Carolla bondbreakconnect share on social