I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. Adam Carolla agebusinessshow Change image and share on social
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings. Adam Carolla feelinggoodhurt Change image and share on social
I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick. Adam Carolla chickcoloreye Change image and share on social
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. Adam Carolla averagebatdelusional Change image and share on social
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. Adam Carolla bluecollardoofus Change image and share on social
The very definition of 'beauty' is outside. Adam Carolla beautydefinition Change image and share on social
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story. Adam Carolla airhyperboleoccasional Change image and share on social
Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes. Adam Carolla feelfreehigh Change image and share on social
