A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing. Adam Carolla attractchickdude share on social
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. Adam Carolla infuseofficepatriotism Change image and share on social
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way. Adam Carolla fiscallyhollywoodleave Change image and share on social
You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it. Adam Carolla cruisefeltgood Change image and share on social
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make. Adam Carolla feltfineguess share on social
I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary. Adam Carolla audiencecreatemonetization Change image and share on social
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? Adam Carolla barrbehardude Change image and share on social
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time. Adam Carolla angrycomicallycomplain Change image and share on social
Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff. Adam Carolla beddifficultyhave Change image and share on social
