Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. Adam Carolla infuseofficepatriotism Change image and share on social
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way. Adam Carolla fiscallyhollywoodleave Change image and share on social
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time. Adam Carolla angrycomicallycomplain Change image and share on social
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is. Adam Carolla abilityfieldhealth Change image and share on social
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make. Adam Carolla feltfineguess share on social
Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it. Adam Carolla basketballdaygame share on social
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much. Adam Carolla christmasdadday share on social
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality. Adam Carolla artcomedyevolve Change image and share on social
Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff. Adam Carolla beddifficultyhave Change image and share on social
