I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that. Adam Carolla 000dodopretty share on social
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. Adam Carolla acclimatefunnykid Change image and share on social
I've always boxed, I always taught boxing. Adam Carolla boxhaveteach Change image and share on social
You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it. Adam Carolla cruisefeltgood Change image and share on social
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. Adam Carolla businessdogfamily Change image and share on social
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances. Adam Carolla carchancenose Change image and share on social
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future. Adam Carolla dramafuturemake Change image and share on social
If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place. Adam Carolla conservativehollywoodlist Change image and share on social
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing. Adam Carolla compelgoodhost Change image and share on social
