I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials. Adam Carolla commercialformformat Change image and share on social
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. Adam Carolla connectionemotionalfamily Change image and share on social
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why. Adam Carolla aislefeelingland share on social
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way. Adam Carolla armydecentgovernment Change image and share on social
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial. Adam Carolla advertisebejeezuscommercial share on social
I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. Adam Carolla allergicbottlecar share on social
I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world. Adam Carolla burncaloriehappen Change image and share on social
I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs. Adam Carolla guyjohnpublic Change image and share on social