Top 78 Quotes by Adam Carolla

About Adam Carolla

These are some quotes by American author Adam Carolla Entertainer, who was born on May 27, 1964.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

Adam Carolla

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

Adam Carolla

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

Adam Carolla

I was a horrible student.

I was a horrible student.

Adam Carolla

I am not a good cue card reader.

I am not a good cue card reader.

Adam Carolla

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

Adam Carolla

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

Adam Carolla

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'

Adam Carolla

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