Top 78 Quotes by Adam Carolla

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

I'd never hurt another person.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

There are certain things women are better at than men.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.