My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. Adam Carolla educationfinefood share on social
Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes. Adam Carolla paypeoplerich Change image and share on social
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it. Adam Carolla 20sarchitectureattempt share on social
I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me. Adam Carolla expectgrowpeople Change image and share on social
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it. Adam Carolla bridgebuildmean Change image and share on social
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing. Adam Carolla attractchickdude share on social
I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care. Adam Carolla careconnectionhollywood Change image and share on social