If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!' Adam Carolla angelesboomdrive Change image and share on social
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' Adam Carolla awesomechickdaughter share on social
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Adam Carolla liveperformradio Change image and share on social
I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.' Adam Carolla buycountlazy Change image and share on social
No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader. Adam Carolla bookcomedianenjoy Change image and share on social
When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds. Adam Carolla basketballbrotherguy Change image and share on social
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society. Adam Carolla buycardcredit Change image and share on social
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around. Adam Carolla boxdesiremind Change image and share on social
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? Adam Carolla barrbehardude Change image and share on social
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make. Adam Carolla feltfineguess share on social