If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!' Adam Carolla angelesboomdrive Change image and share on social
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it. Adam Carolla bridgebuildmean Change image and share on social
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make. Adam Carolla feltfineguess share on social
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Adam Carolla liveperformradio Change image and share on social
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself. Adam Carolla accomplishmentfeelgood Change image and share on social
I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. Adam Carolla agebusinessshow Change image and share on social
When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds. Adam Carolla basketballbrotherguy Change image and share on social
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. Adam Carolla businessdogfamily Change image and share on social
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial. Adam Carolla advertisebejeezuscommercial share on social
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way. Adam Carolla armydecentgovernment Change image and share on social
