I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese. Zach Galifianakis bodycheesefeta Change image and share on social
Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...? Zach Galifianakis lifetimeshowwoman Change image and share on social
I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women. Zach Galifianakis dedicatehappilyhave Change image and share on social
When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically. Zach Galifianakis easyfunkind Change image and share on social
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. Zach Galifianakis junkiekindperson Change image and share on social
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. Zach Galifianakis fathilariousjoke Change image and share on social
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. Zach Galifianakis dadjokelaugh Change image and share on social
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. Zach Galifianakis changefamousgoal Change image and share on social
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. Zach Galifianakis funnyhilariousinappropriateness Change image and share on social
