I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do. Zach Galifianakis actburncomplete share on social
I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that. Zach Galifianakis angerheadmotivate Change image and share on social
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do. Zach Galifianakis comicmaintainthing Change image and share on social
I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women. Zach Galifianakis dedicatehappilyhave Change image and share on social
As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it. Zach Galifianakis actorantibring share on social
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. Zach Galifianakis fathilariousjoke Change image and share on social
Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money. Zach Galifianakis agreeamericangood Change image and share on social
Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it. Zach Galifianakis bighateinterview Change image and share on social
I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night. Zach Galifianakis dayfailhead Change image and share on social
Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...? Zach Galifianakis lifetimeshowwoman Change image and share on social
