When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there. Zach Galifianakis cafeteriachoicefunny Change image and share on social
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. Zach Galifianakis junkiekindperson Change image and share on social
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. Zach Galifianakis fathilariousjoke Change image and share on social
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. Zach Galifianakis dadjokelaugh Change image and share on social
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. Zach Galifianakis changefamousgoal Change image and share on social
I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it. That's if I'm in the mood - sometimes I get superbummed. Zach Galifianakis babycartoongiant share on social
We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics. Zach Galifianakis backgroundbloodcarolina Change image and share on social
Comedians paint ourselves into corners all the time, and tastes in comedy change. The guy in 'The Hangover' was a really fun character to do, and it was easy to do. But you have to find other things because audiences will let you do that for a little bit, and then they're like, 'What else do you have for us, monkey?' Zach Galifianakis audiencebitechange share on social
I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese. Zach Galifianakis bodycheesefeta Change image and share on social