I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do. Zach Galifianakis actburncomplete share on social
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do. Zach Galifianakis comicmaintainthing Change image and share on social
I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that. Zach Galifianakis angerheadmotivate Change image and share on social
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling. Zach Galifianakis comedygreatlimit share on social
I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women. Zach Galifianakis dedicatehappilyhave Change image and share on social
Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money. Zach Galifianakis agreeamericangood Change image and share on social
I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night. Zach Galifianakis dayfailhead Change image and share on social
I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something. Zach Galifianakis backconstitutionallaw Change image and share on social
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony. Zach Galifianakis acreblackcabin share on social
Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...? Zach Galifianakis lifetimeshowwoman Change image and share on social
