I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do. Zach Galifianakis comicmaintainthing Change image and share on social
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. Zach Galifianakis fathilariousjoke Change image and share on social
Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money. Zach Galifianakis agreeamericangood Change image and share on social
Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it. Zach Galifianakis bighateinterview Change image and share on social
I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night. Zach Galifianakis dayfailhead Change image and share on social
There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life. Zach Galifianakis actoradaptdumb share on social
I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something. Zach Galifianakis backconstitutionallaw Change image and share on social
I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans. Zach Galifianakis backbrothercall share on social
As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it. Zach Galifianakis actorantibring share on social
I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women. Zach Galifianakis dedicatehappilyhave Change image and share on social