Top 55 Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

About Zach Galifianakis

These are some quotes by American author Zach Galifianakis Actor, who was born on October 1, 1969.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.

Zach Galifianakis

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

Zach Galifianakis

There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.

Zach Galifianakis

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

Zach Galifianakis

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

Zach Galifianakis

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

Zach Galifianakis

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

Zach Galifianakis

As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.

As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.

Zach Galifianakis

A fantasy of mine is to do a podcast that's Marcel Marceau and I, and you only hear me laughing at him and trying to figure out what he's doing.

A fantasy of mine is to do a podcast that's Marcel Marceau and I, and you only hear me laughing at him and trying to figure out what he's doing.

Zach Galifianakis

I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it. That's if I'm in the mood - sometimes I get superbummed.

Zach Galifianakis

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