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There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend. Zach Galifianakis artistbackgirlfriend Change image and share on social
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. Zach Galifianakis funnyinterventionlaugh Change image and share on social
A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs. Epicurus acquireeasyfree Change image and share on social
Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan. Jeffrey Wright culturedirtyfan Change image and share on social
It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly. Pierce Brosnan badlydangerousgood Change image and share on social
