A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong. Zach Galifianakis audiencegoodkowtow Change image and share on social
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison. Zach Galifianakis comedygoodlike Change image and share on social
I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15. Zach Galifianakis adopthavekid Change image and share on social
My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis. Zach Galifianakis galifianakisgranddadhope Change image and share on social
There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life. Zach Galifianakis actoradaptdumb share on social
I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something. Zach Galifianakis backconstitutionallaw Change image and share on social
As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger. Zach Galifianakis angeranglebury Change image and share on social
A fantasy of mine is to do a podcast that's Marcel Marceau and I, and you only hear me laughing at him and trying to figure out what he's doing. Zach Galifianakis fantasyfigurehear Change image and share on social
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony. Zach Galifianakis acreblackcabin share on social
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do. Zach Galifianakis actburncomplete share on social