Once you're a chess player, you spend a lot of time thinking about the game and you can't get it completely out of your head. Magnus Carlsen chesscompletelygame Change image and share on social
Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do. John Hodgman automaticbadcreate Change image and share on social
The greatest friend of truth is Time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion is Humility. Charles Caleb Colton companionconstantenemy Change image and share on social
There's something about beautiful moments in sports that alters our experience of time. And I'd say the same thing about poetry and gardening. Gardening slows me down. I want to stop and observe everything. Ross Gay alterbeautifulexperience share on social
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin amountcausedeath Change image and share on social
It's definitely an exciting time to be an actress. Lisa Nicole Carson actressexcittime Change image and share on social
You have to let fear go. Another lesson is you just have to believe in yourself; you just have to. There's no way around it. No matter how things are stacked against you, you just have to every time. Venus Williams fearlessonmatter Change image and share on social
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen changechoirchurch Change image and share on social
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. Mitch Hedberg nightpeopleshow Change image and share on social
Every time I appoint someone to a vacant position, I make a hundred unhappy and one ungrateful. Louis King XIV appointhundredmake Change image and share on social
