Top 54 Quotes by John Hodgman

About John Hodgman

These are some quotes by American author John Hodgman Comedian, who was born on June 3, 1971.

The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

John Hodgman

I have a lot of cultural references that have amassed in my brain like shrapnel over the years that are meaningful to me.

I have a lot of cultural references that have amassed in my brain like shrapnel over the years that are meaningful to me.

John Hodgman

I feel that there is a decision people make to either engage in a legitimately ridiculous process to get your kid into school, or choose not to engage in that so much, and end up finding a nice local school that fits.

John Hodgman

I am not an Internet superstar.

I am not an Internet superstar.

John Hodgman

More people have more access to more readers for less money than ever before in history. It means a lot of dross; but it means a lot of very talented people can find and nurture a readership in ways that were not possible twenty years ago. From a creative perspective, that is all that writing is about.

John Hodgman

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

John Hodgman

Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it.

Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it.

John Hodgman

When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it's going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.

When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it's going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.

John Hodgman

People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have.

People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have.

John Hodgman

Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

John Hodgman

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