An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. Fred Allen advertiseagencycommission Change image and share on social
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. Fred Allen creationhatridiculous Change image and share on social
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything. Fred Allen devicepeoplepermit Change image and share on social
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. Fred Allen churchcropday Change image and share on social
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. Fred Allen formincomelaundry Change image and share on social
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement. Fred Allen mindoverstatement Change image and share on social
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. Fred Allen parisstriketaxi Change image and share on social
California is a great place to live if you're an orange. Fred Allen californiagreatlive Change image and share on social
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred Allen formimitationsincere Change image and share on social
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. Fred Allen achievementalliancedependence share on social
