The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think. Roseanne Barr factgrowhang Change image and share on social
I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing. Roseanne Barr conclusiondialoguekind share on social
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. Roseanne Barr beneathearthfeel Change image and share on social
We're not meant to be parents when we're 50. Roseanne Barr meanparent Change image and share on social
I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust. Roseanne Barr holocaustjewraise Change image and share on social
'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking. Roseanne Barr complimentaryfailhollywood Change image and share on social
I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled. Roseanne Barr bearcommentcrave share on social
I'm tired of watching as men destroy all the world. Everything used to be beautiful when women were in charge, and now I, working as the physical manifestation of the goddess Isis and the reincarnation of Cleopatra, have decided to save the world. Roseanne Barr beautifulchargecleopatra share on social
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. Roseanne Barr funnyhumorturn Change image and share on social
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too. Roseanne Barr blogdiedron share on social