Comedy is the only hope for humanity. Roseanne Barr comedyhopehumanity Change image and share on social
There is no real third party in America. There's this one party that has two sides to it - the Democratic and Republican side. It's one party that has two heads. Roseanne Barr americademocratichead Change image and share on social
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with. Roseanne Barr bigdecreaseincrease Change image and share on social
Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem! Roseanne Barr americanconsistentlycornerstone share on social
Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian. Roseanne Barr backbillionaireearth Change image and share on social
It's not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The Democrats think that if they have hope and are inspired, things will get better, but they actually won't. Roseanne Barr demanddemocrathope share on social
A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that. Roseanne Barr claimhavelot Change image and share on social
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr chestheartman Change image and share on social
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr alivefeelhave Change image and share on social
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology. Roseanne Barr biologybotherenjoy Change image and share on social