In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth. Roseanne Barr findgoodjoke Change image and share on social
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out. Roseanne Barr jewobservantsecret Change image and share on social
I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas. Roseanne Barr conservativevega Change image and share on social
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect. Roseanne Barr helllotmother Change image and share on social
I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form. Roseanne Barr artcomedyform Change image and share on social
Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room. Roseanne Barr blindcheapday share on social
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. Roseanne Barr complainmonthtime Change image and share on social
There is no real third party in America. There's this one party that has two sides to it - the Democratic and Republican side. It's one party that has two heads. Roseanne Barr americademocratichead Change image and share on social
I gave Joss Whedon and Judd Apatow their first writing jobs, as well as many other untried writers who went on to great success. Roseanne Barr apatowgivegreat Change image and share on social
Comedy is the only hope for humanity. Roseanne Barr comedyhopehumanity Change image and share on social
