Top 102 Quotes by Roseanne Barr

About Roseanne Barr

These are some quotes by American author Roseanne Barr Actress, who was born on November 3, 1952.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Roseanne Barr

I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

Roseanne Barr

Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.

Roseanne Barr

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

Roseanne Barr

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

Roseanne Barr

To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

Roseanne Barr

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Roseanne Barr

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Roseanne Barr

You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it.

You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it.

Roseanne Barr

Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don't think there's anything I can do to stop it.

Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don't think there's anything I can do to stop it.

Roseanne Barr

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