Top 102 Quotes by Roseanne Barr

I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.