Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it. Roseanne Barr backcartoncosmos share on social
One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa. Roseanne Barr buyfarmiowa Change image and share on social
You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.' Roseanne Barr blessrich Change image and share on social
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three. Roseanne Barr californiamarryprison Change image and share on social
I wish I'd done a tenth year of the 'Roseanne' show. Roseanne Barr roseanneshowtenth Change image and share on social
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us? Roseanne Barr answeraskchoose share on social
The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think. Roseanne Barr factgrowhang Change image and share on social
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. Roseanne Barr beercommercialcrap share on social
I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird? Roseanne Barr hystericalroartape Change image and share on social
I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing. Roseanne Barr conclusiondialoguekind share on social
