They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts! Roseanne Barr havemacadamiamake Change image and share on social
The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians. Roseanne Barr alivedissentelection Change image and share on social
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. Roseanne Barr eatkosherpork Change image and share on social
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool. Roseanne Barr cooldinnerearn Change image and share on social
The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they're in office. Roseanne Barr americandemocratelection Change image and share on social
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. Roseanne Barr cleandayhouse Change image and share on social
You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have sheds full of things, maybe sometimes nine copies of the same thing. Roseanne Barr buycopyfull Change image and share on social
Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve. Roseanne Barr abilityaddcherish share on social
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote. Roseanne Barr performstandthink Change image and share on social
