I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote. Roseanne Barr performstandthink Change image and share on social
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. Roseanne Barr funnyhumorturn Change image and share on social
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. Roseanne Barr bedbirthcontrol Change image and share on social
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. Roseanne Barr apparelemphasisgay Change image and share on social
They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts! Roseanne Barr havemacadamiamake Change image and share on social
I'm tired of watching as men destroy all the world. Everything used to be beautiful when women were in charge, and now I, working as the physical manifestation of the goddess Isis and the reincarnation of Cleopatra, have decided to save the world. Roseanne Barr beautifulchargecleopatra share on social
Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life. Roseanne Barr deepeffectlife Change image and share on social
Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought. Roseanne Barr americabidderbuy share on social
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr fatshut Change image and share on social
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool. Roseanne Barr cooldinnerearn Change image and share on social
