I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird? Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes hysterical roar tape
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr chestheartman Change image and share on social
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr alivefeelhave Change image and share on social
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology. Roseanne Barr biologybotherenjoy Change image and share on social
During the whole 'Jeopardy' experience, I felt like I was living a bit of a double life, I would be secretly flying out to L.A. to tape new shows, hoping that none of my coworkers would notice the absence and figure out what was going on. 'Jeopardy' tries very hard to keep their secrets. Ken Jennings absencebitecoworker share on social
My own brain is to me the most unaccountable of machinery - always buzzing, humming, soaring roaring diving, and then buried in mud. And why? What's this passion for? Virginia Woolf brainburybuzz Change image and share on social
It was hysterical going to work. I would just walk in and think, 'What in hell? Am I here? What's going on? I'm going to wake up in a minute. I'm in a dream.' Jacqueline McKenzie dreamhellhysterical Change image and share on social