Roseanne Barr

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

I don't like to get in front of people.

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.

It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.