The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians. Roseanne Barr alivedissentelection Change image and share on social
As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews. Roseanne Barr arabbillintroduce Change image and share on social
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology. Roseanne Barr biologybotherenjoy Change image and share on social
One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa. Roseanne Barr buyfarmiowa Change image and share on social
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. Roseanne Barr cleandayhouse Change image and share on social
You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.' Roseanne Barr blessrich Change image and share on social
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three. Roseanne Barr californiamarryprison Change image and share on social
Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting. Roseanne Barr backbreakbigbutt Change image and share on social
I wish I'd done a tenth year of the 'Roseanne' show. Roseanne Barr roseanneshowtenth Change image and share on social
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool. Roseanne Barr cooldinnerearn Change image and share on social
