I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. Roseanne Barr eatkosherpork Change image and share on social
I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful. Roseanne Barr calmfindmeditate Change image and share on social
Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem! Roseanne Barr americanconsistentlycornerstone share on social
The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians. Roseanne Barr alivedissentelection Change image and share on social
Nothing real or truthful makes its way to TV unless you are smart and know how to sneak it in, and I would tell you how I did it, but then I would have to kill you. Roseanne Barr killmakereal Change image and share on social
As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews. Roseanne Barr arabbillintroduce Change image and share on social
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. Roseanne Barr bedbirthcontrol Change image and share on social
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology. Roseanne Barr biologybotherenjoy Change image and share on social
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it. Roseanne Barr backcartoncosmos share on social
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool. Roseanne Barr cooldinnerearn Change image and share on social
