I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. Rita Rudner badbreakbuy Change image and share on social
It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. Rita Rudner askprom Change image and share on social
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. Rita Rudner aerobiccallcharge Change image and share on social
I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. Rita Rudner actcomediancomedy share on social
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. Rita Rudner audiencefeelgood Change image and share on social
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling. Rita Rudner felthappyjoke Change image and share on social
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. Rita Rudner buycarpetchild Change image and share on social
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' Rita Rudner childdateguy Change image and share on social
I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body. Rita Rudner angorablondbody Change image and share on social
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. Rita Rudner bathroomconsistentlyfall Change image and share on social