I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you perceive to be a comedy rhythm, you will get laughs sooner, but you will not be unique. Rita Rudner begincomedyimitate share on social
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. Rita Rudner carechildparent Change image and share on social
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable. Rita Rudner conversationmakeshy Change image and share on social
On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.' Rita Rudner easytombstone Change image and share on social
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner buyearexperience Change image and share on social
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Rita Rudner childfeltfriend Change image and share on social
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him. Rita Rudner amountexceedgrieve Change image and share on social
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. Rita Rudner agedayfake Change image and share on social
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. Rita Rudner comicdecidedesire Change image and share on social
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner fallhusbandlove Change image and share on social