I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.' Rita Rudner balletbeachbroadway Change image and share on social
I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money! Rita Rudner billcardcredit Change image and share on social
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner burygrandmotherhusband Change image and share on social
You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it. Rita Rudner bodycorporatepeople Change image and share on social
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me. Rita Rudner easilypersonplease Change image and share on social
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. Rita Rudner carechildparent Change image and share on social
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable. Rita Rudner conversationmakeshy Change image and share on social
On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.' Rita Rudner easytombstone Change image and share on social
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Rita Rudner childfeltfriend Change image and share on social
