You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it. Rita Rudner bodycorporatepeople Change image and share on social
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me. Rita Rudner easilypersonplease Change image and share on social
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' Rita Rudner childdateguy Change image and share on social
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner hollywoodmarriagemilk Change image and share on social
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. Rita Rudner carechildparent Change image and share on social
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable. Rita Rudner conversationmakeshy Change image and share on social
On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.' Rita Rudner easytombstone Change image and share on social
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about. Rita Rudner jokelovewrite Change image and share on social
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner eighteenfeltgod Change image and share on social
