I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner annoyfindgreat Change image and share on social
You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it. Rita Rudner bodycorporatepeople Change image and share on social
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me. Rita Rudner easilypersonplease Change image and share on social
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' Rita Rudner childdateguy Change image and share on social
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner hollywoodmarriagemilk Change image and share on social
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. Rita Rudner carechildparent Change image and share on social
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable. Rita Rudner conversationmakeshy Change image and share on social
On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.' Rita Rudner easytombstone Change image and share on social
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about. Rita Rudner jokelovewrite Change image and share on social
