There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. Rita Rudner fithumorintrospective Change image and share on social
The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. Rita Rudner actcomediancompetitor Change image and share on social
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. Rita Rudner breastlargemake Change image and share on social
I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal. Rita Rudner animalcompaniondog Change image and share on social
I have no organisational skills. All my energy goes into worry - worrying takes a lot of energy. Rita Rudner energylotorganisational Change image and share on social
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. Rita Rudner balletclassgroin Change image and share on social
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner cultdogmember Change image and share on social
I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner every night. Rita Rudner audiencedancefeel Change image and share on social
I wanted to say things that were natural coming from me. Rita Rudner comenaturalthing Change image and share on social
If you are who you are on stage, people pay attention. Rita Rudner attentionpaypeople Change image and share on social