Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner eighteenfeltgod Change image and share on social
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner fallhusbandlove Change image and share on social
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. Rita Rudner fithumorintrospective Change image and share on social
I have no organisational skills. All my energy goes into worry - worrying takes a lot of energy. Rita Rudner energylotorganisational Change image and share on social
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. Rita Rudner balletclassgroin Change image and share on social
The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. Rita Rudner actcomediancompetitor Change image and share on social
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner cultdogmember Change image and share on social
I wanted to say things that were natural coming from me. Rita Rudner comenaturalthing Change image and share on social
If you are who you are on stage, people pay attention. Rita Rudner attentionpaypeople Change image and share on social
I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.' Rita Rudner balletbeachbroadway Change image and share on social
