My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. Rita Rudner buryhusbandmother Change image and share on social
Every audience has a personality. Some of them don't have the best personalities, but you're on a date with them for an hour and a half, so you just make the best of it. Rita Rudner audiencedatehalf Change image and share on social
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? Rita Rudner dressfirehold Change image and share on social
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. Rita Rudner audiencefeelgood Change image and share on social
I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal. Rita Rudner animalcompaniondog Change image and share on social
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner attractcallcar Change image and share on social
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner earfacegracefully Change image and share on social
I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going to go down that well. I used to do some Jewish jokes because when I started, I used to play lots of Jewish country clubs. Rita Rudner alabamaclubcountry share on social
I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you perceive to be a comedy rhythm, you will get laughs sooner, but you will not be unique. Rita Rudner begincomedyimitate share on social
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner leanstartsunlight Change image and share on social
