I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comic decide desire
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner humanitylosepeople Change image and share on social
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner eighteenfeltgod Change image and share on social
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. Rita Rudner airbuildcastle Change image and share on social
The judge decided in this case that both the state and the defense would have the opportunity to respond to certain kinds of press. This is one such instance. Catherine Crier casedecidedefense Change image and share on social
We have an obligation and a responsibility to be investing in our students and our schools. We must make sure that people who have the grades, the desire and the will, but not the money, can still get the best education possible. Barack Obama desireeducationgrade share on social
I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot! Ed Greenwood bootchancecomic Change image and share on social
