To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner attractcallcar Change image and share on social
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner earfacegracefully Change image and share on social
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? Rita Rudner childguyman Change image and share on social
I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you perceive to be a comedy rhythm, you will get laughs sooner, but you will not be unique. Rita Rudner begincomedyimitate share on social
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third. Rita Rudner basicdancergrand Change image and share on social
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. Rita Rudner aerobiccallcharge Change image and share on social
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. Rita Rudner comicdecidedesire Change image and share on social
I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were 1,000 girls. And there were three jobs. So I said I'll just try comedy. And I loved it. Rita Rudner 000auditionbroadway share on social
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner humanitylosepeople Change image and share on social
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around. Rita Rudner badbirthdaychild share on social
