It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. Rita Rudner askprom Change image and share on social
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner attractcallcar Change image and share on social
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner earfacegracefully Change image and share on social
Barbie ruined my life! It's a really bad image for women. For a long time I thought I was deformed - because my heels didn't touch the ground. I was walking around on tiptoes. What's up with that? I think that it's a bad thing for a woman to try to emulate. Rita Rudner badbarbiedeform share on social
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. Rita Rudner comicdecidedesire Change image and share on social
I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you perceive to be a comedy rhythm, you will get laughs sooner, but you will not be unique. Rita Rudner begincomedyimitate share on social
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him. Rita Rudner amountexceedgrieve Change image and share on social
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third. Rita Rudner basicdancergrand Change image and share on social
Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act. Rita Rudner actadvantageaudience Change image and share on social
I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. Rita Rudner actcomediancomedy share on social
