I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. Rita Rudner envelopelaughmake Change image and share on social
The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. Rita Rudner actcomediancompetitor Change image and share on social
Stand-up is my favorite thing I've ever done. There's so much independence. Rita Rudner favoritehaveindependence Change image and share on social
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner buyearexperience Change image and share on social
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around. Rita Rudner badbirthdaychild share on social
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it. Rita Rudner comicdecidedesire Change image and share on social
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner humanitylosepeople Change image and share on social
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him. Rita Rudner amountexceedgrieve Change image and share on social
I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were 1,000 girls. And there were three jobs. So I said I'll just try comedy. And I loved it. Rita Rudner 000auditionbroadway share on social
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner leanstartsunlight Change image and share on social
