I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. Rita Rudner actcomediancomedy share on social
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner buyearexperience Change image and share on social
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner annoyfindgreat Change image and share on social
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. Rita Rudner businesscountrygood Change image and share on social
It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. Rita Rudner askprom Change image and share on social
I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body. Rita Rudner angorablondbody Change image and share on social
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Rita Rudner boyfriendbreakmarry Change image and share on social
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. Rita Rudner badbarbieconfident Change image and share on social
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner burygrandmotherhusband Change image and share on social
I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal. Rita Rudner animalcompaniondog Change image and share on social
