Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner buyearexperience Change image and share on social
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. Rita Rudner audiencefeelgood Change image and share on social
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner fallhusbandlove Change image and share on social
I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money! Rita Rudner billcardcredit Change image and share on social
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him. Rita Rudner amountexceedgrieve Change image and share on social
Stand-up is my favorite thing I've ever done. There's so much independence. Rita Rudner favoritehaveindependence Change image and share on social
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. Rita Rudner businesscountrygood Change image and share on social
It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. Rita Rudner askprom Change image and share on social
Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act. Rita Rudner actadvantageaudience Change image and share on social
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around. Rita Rudner badbirthdaychild share on social
