Barbie ruined my life! It's a really bad image for women. For a long time I thought I was deformed - because my heels didn't touch the ground. I was walking around on tiptoes. What's up with that? I think that it's a bad thing for a woman to try to emulate. Rita Rudner badbarbiedeform share on social
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. Rita Rudner businesscountrygood Change image and share on social
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Rita Rudner boyfriendbreakmarry Change image and share on social
I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.' Rita Rudner balletbeachbroadway Change image and share on social
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner burygrandmotherhusband Change image and share on social
You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it. Rita Rudner bodycorporatepeople Change image and share on social
I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going to go down that well. I used to do some Jewish jokes because when I started, I used to play lots of Jewish country clubs. Rita Rudner alabamaclubcountry share on social
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me. Rita Rudner easilypersonplease Change image and share on social
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner buyearexperience Change image and share on social