The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. Rita Rudner aerobiccallcharge Change image and share on social
Stand-up is my favorite thing I've ever done. There's so much independence. Rita Rudner favoritehaveindependence Change image and share on social
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around. Rita Rudner badbirthdaychild share on social
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Rita Rudner beginbuycheap Change image and share on social
I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were 1,000 girls. And there were three jobs. So I said I'll just try comedy. And I loved it. Rita Rudner 000auditionbroadway share on social
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner annoyfindgreat Change image and share on social
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? Rita Rudner childguyman Change image and share on social
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. Rita Rudner businesscountrygood Change image and share on social
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Rita Rudner boyfriendbreakmarry Change image and share on social
I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. Rita Rudner actcomediancomedy share on social
