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Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.

Les Claypool

Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.

Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.

Marilyn Manson

Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.

Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.

Sally Phillips

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.

Jim Gaffigan

Comedians like to see people smile. With acting, I love giving people a feeling, an emotion. I like to give people a feeling. When they come away from my scene, I want them to think.

Comedians like to see people smile. With acting, I love giving people a feeling, an emotion. I like to give people a feeling. When they come away from my scene, I want them to think.

Keke Palmer

Comedians paint ourselves into corners all the time, and tastes in comedy change. The guy in 'The Hangover' was a really fun character to do, and it was easy to do. But you have to find other things because audiences will let you do that for a little bit, and then they're like, 'What else do you have for us, monkey?'

Zach Galifianakis

Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included.

Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included.

Paul Mooney

Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that.

Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that.

Jeff Ross

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

Jeff Garlin

Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control.

Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control.

Rich Lowry

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