I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit. Jeff Garlin comfortablefeelfelt Change image and share on social
Acting's fine if the script's written by Paddy Chayefsky and Martin Scorsese directs it, but unless you have something like that, I don't really enjoy acting. Jeff Garlin actchayefskydirect Change image and share on social
Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself. Jeff Garlin forgetfullimpress Change image and share on social
My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just wildly inappropriate. Jeff Garlin baseballbasketballgame Change image and share on social
Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them! Jeff Garlin meettalentedwrite Change image and share on social
First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh. Jeff Garlin basecarecomedy Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week. Jeff Garlin retireroadstand Change image and share on social
Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine! Jeff Garlin chilldirteat Change image and share on social
I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers. So I understand people not wanting to go to the theater. Jeff Garlin commercialdisrespectfilmgoer Change image and share on social
I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do. Jeff Garlin directfavoritelove Change image and share on social
