I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families. Jeff Garlin avoidfamilyhave Change image and share on social
First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh. Jeff Garlin basecarecomedy Change image and share on social
As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money. Jeff Garlin individualmoneypodcast Change image and share on social
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. Jeff Garlin beingdifferentlyfunny Change image and share on social
Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains. Jeff Garlin challengeclimbmountain Change image and share on social
Acting's fine if the script's written by Paddy Chayefsky and Martin Scorsese directs it, but unless you have something like that, I don't really enjoy acting. Jeff Garlin actchayefskydirect Change image and share on social
I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean. Jeff Garlin bigcleanheavy Change image and share on social
Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself. Jeff Garlin forgetfullimpress Change image and share on social
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip. Jeff Garlin cellphoneevilgood Change image and share on social
I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do. Jeff Garlin directfavoritelove Change image and share on social
