My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. Jeff Ross auntbraindelivery Change image and share on social
With everybody having a Facebook and a Twitter, I feel like regular people consider themselves stars. It's a live, real-time upload of every time we buy a pair of socks, the most telling sign that we're losing our politeness. When you know everything about somebody, you can talk to them any way you please. Jeff Ross buyfacebookfeel share on social
When I see something that's sensitive, I go, 'You've got to put that out there.' You need to keep the dialogue going and shine a light on the bad guys. If you sweep it under the carpet, people forget about it. People stop talking about it. Jeff Ross badcarpetdialogue share on social
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it. Jeff Ross athleteherohumor Change image and share on social
People love to see public figures get taken down a notch, and by the same token, everyone loves to be the center of attention, even when there's a target on their forehead. Jeff Ross attentioncenterfigure Change image and share on social
I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else. Jeff Ross comedyhurtinnuendo Change image and share on social
I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special. Jeff Ross funjerseymake share on social
I don't think you cross the line - I think you move the line. Jeff Ross crosslinemove Change image and share on social
Nobody likes a bad sport, no matter what the circumstances are. Jeff Ross badcircumstancelike Change image and share on social
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere. Jeff Ross apologizefunnygotta Change image and share on social