Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes assignment comedian give
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan babydrownhand Change image and share on social
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan bookchangelife Change image and share on social
I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.' Jim Gaffigan biggonnaindiana share on social
I remember when I was in art classes, I hated following the assignments. And I would get in trouble for doing something totally different or taking it in a weird direction. Chang-Rae Lee artassignmentclass Change image and share on social
I don't think even when you find a person, you can be completely honest, ever. There's still pieces of you that you don't give away. I do believe you always need that place where it's just you, your thoughts, no one else's judgment or anything. Alicia Keys completelyfindgive share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social