Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. Jim Gaffigan antidepressantbabybad Change image and share on social
I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really tried. But some topics are not truly universal. Jim Gaffigan chairhandtoday Change image and share on social
Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato. Jim Gaffigan bakebeefcut share on social
No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much. Jim Gaffigan frustrationmakemoney Change image and share on social
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan babydrownhand Change image and share on social
I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires. Jim Gaffigan actactordesire Change image and share on social
There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. Jim Gaffigan challengefunfunny Change image and share on social
Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny. Jim Gaffigan comediancomicexceedingly Change image and share on social
When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever - there's something absolutely invigorating about winning them over. Even if it's eight people from Sweden who don't understand what I'm talking about. Jim Gaffigan absolutelybaldblond share on social
I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.' Jim Gaffigan biggonnaindiana share on social
