Jeff Ross

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.

I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.