Jeff Ross

Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time.

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.