My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bad commemorate cook
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. Phyllis Diller eatkitchenodor Change image and share on social
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller accidentallydayenjoy Change image and share on social
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. Phyllis Diller alligatorbarefootcompliment Change image and share on social
This year, 1996, has been designated the 'Year of the Vaccine,' commemorating the 200th anniversary of Edward Jenner's vaccination of James Phipps with cowpox virus and subsequent challenge with smallpox virus. Insight into the nature of viruses, and how viruses interact with mammalian cells, has evolved since the turn of the century. Peter C. Doherty 200thanniversarycell share on social
I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it. Nikki Cox cookfrighteninglylife Change image and share on social
I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones. Jonathan Tropper 80sactionbad Change image and share on social