My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope dogfastmile Change image and share on social
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner cultdogmember Change image and share on social
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with. Juan Gris bitedoghand Change image and share on social
Like most people, I have several pet subjects - that may or may not be interesting to other people. Don't get me started on happiness, or habits, or children's literature, or Winston Churchill, unless you really want to talk about it. Gretchen Rubin childchurchillhabit share on social
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. Karl Pilkington africaanimaldangerous share on social
We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress. Nick Lampson campaigncongresscontract Change image and share on social
Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own. Frederick Pollock circlecrabdefinition Change image and share on social
Chadron had a water tower, grain elevators, a tanning salon, a video rental store, a small liberal arts college, a Hardee's, a stoplight, and a curling yellow sign in the pet store window that read, 'Hamsters and Tarantulas Featured Today.' Poe Ballantine artchadroncollege share on social
