Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom. Marcel Duchamp boredomderisionderogatory Change image and share on social
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras doglifelive Change image and share on social
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Rita Rudner beginbuycheap Change image and share on social
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield dogfamilyfind Change image and share on social
Like most people, I have several pet subjects - that may or may not be interesting to other people. Don't get me started on happiness, or habits, or children's literature, or Winston Churchill, unless you really want to talk about it. Gretchen Rubin childchurchillhabit share on social
I could never date a guy with a pet snake. Genesis Rodriguez dateguypet Change image and share on social
Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own. Frederick Pollock circlecrabdefinition Change image and share on social
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. Emily Dickinson beingdoghuman Change image and share on social
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. Max Eastman doglaughtail Change image and share on social
