I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup. Ron White imaginelifelisten Change image and share on social
I could do no wrong in my mother's eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life. Ron White antoniobearbuy Change image and share on social
I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it. Ron White goodhavemarry Change image and share on social
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh. Ron White brainlaughmake Change image and share on social
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. Ron White literallypenetrateskin Change image and share on social
I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it. Ron White closefindrespond Change image and share on social
I'm not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you'll pay late. Ron White believerbuydebt Change image and share on social
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. Ron White exerciseexposurehard share on social
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me. Ron White gulfjokemexico Change image and share on social
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product! Ron White chilicincinnatilove Change image and share on social
